Darius Hero

Am venit.

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Unfortunately for the trip, I did not die, which would’ve made it that much more popular. So I managed to find my way back home, four weeks of visiting the whole Europe. I’ve been home since Saturday, I think, to see my parents and then came to my University city and work place, in Cluj-Napoca. I would say this was the first season of hopefully a series to come. Next one would obviously be a different continent. However, it’s pretty crowded in a ship container and as the philosophy is not to get myself into trouble, but try to visit with no personal expenses or schedule, I guess it’s smart to try and get a visa for the trips to come.

But until then, as I said, I’ve returned to Vitrina Advertising and have met my beloved drinking buddies in my hometown of Zalău. I’ll most likely switch back to Romanian writing for the time being, after this sort of statistic-drawing-the-line kind of article.

So here’s some data I’ve collected on the way.

Upon arrival, I proudly calculated my travel as a 10.000 km ride within a 1 month period of time. From the 10.000, 9.350 was the precise route from city to city, so the rest would be inner-city walking, driving or public transport. I would say the walking in total – in or outside metropolitan areas – could be estimated at a rough 500 km.

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Lost. 1 pair of underwear (mystery not solved), rain jacket (Bruxelles), red notebook with all notes (Wunjo’s guitar shop in London, recovered).

Found. 20 pence (Harlow), 2 pence (Harlow), 1 pence (Lincoln), 1 eurocent (Calais).

Dumped (will recover): 1 Goped scooter, 1 HD camera, 1 guitar.

Donations (cash exclusive, so it doesn’t include food or hosting). 400 RON (Sibiu), 50 EURO (Bruxelles), 20 EURO (Bruxelles), 30 EURO (Utrecht, The Netherlands) 50 EURO (wired from Cluj), 50 Pounds (Harlow), 30 Pounds (Norwich), 60 Pounds (Bungay), 30 Pounds (Lincoln), 40 EURO (London), 30 EURO (Madrid), 100 EURO (wired from București), 30 EURO (London), 200 EURO (wired from Deutschland). Total equivalent of 860 EURO.

Ate, drank. (Budapest) 1 restaurant meal consisting in grilled chiken with fries, beer, a shot of something weird, 1 magyar cake, 1 bab gulas, 1 cornbread with a sort of carbonara with eggs, 1 cornbread with jam and butter, 2 baloney sandwiches, (road to Gyor) canned cherries, (truck to Bruxelles) 1 instant mashed potatoes, 1/5 beef can, 1/3 onion, 1/5 chips bag, 1 l Pepsi, (Bruxelles, 1st time) 1 tortellini, 2 glasses of red wine, 4 sandwiches with cheese and pastrami, 1 chocolate, 2 beers, (Antwerpen) 1 orange juice, 2 l water, (Utrecht) 2 lasagna, some strange doughnut, 1 fries, 1 Coke, 1 mozzarella and tomato sandwich, 1 cereal plus milk bowl, 2 chiken schnitzel sandwiches, 1 orange, 3 candies, (Amsterdam) 1 frisk-something, 1 fries, 1 Coke, (Bruxelles, 2nd time) 1 salad soup, 1 pastrami sandwich, 1 type of kebab, 2 beers, 2 pastrama sandwiches, 1 apple, 1 egg with mushroom, cheese, baloney, (Calais) 3 glasses of cider, 1 pasta with choaizo sauce, (road from Dover into UK) 1 coke, some sweet crap, (Luton) 1 lasagna, 3 mici, 1 schnitzel with fries (twice), broccoli with cheese, 1 jogurt, 1 expanded aero choco shit, (Harlow) 1 fish and chips with sauce and mashed beans, 1 Guinness beer, 1 spaghetti with pesto sauce, 1 chiken pie, ice-scream plus pudding, 1 sandwich, 1 croissant, 2 cups of black tea, 3 sandwiches, 3 banas, 4 chocolate, cookies, (London) 1 Burger King menu, (Lincoln) 4 sandwiches, 2 orange juice, 2 shots of tequilla, 2 shots of green stuff, 1 beer, 1 VK vodka orange, chiken wings with potatoes and salad, (Bungay) 1 steak with mashed potatoes and salad, British tea, (London) steak, fries, onion rings, sauce, beer, English breakfast, (Dover to Madrid) 4 Red bulls, 2 Tuborg beers, 1 all you can eat ferry dinner, 1/5 Pringles chips can, (Madrid) 1 all you can eat Madrid lunch, chiken and schnitzel with cheese, eggs with cheese and beans, 1 beer (on the train to Hendaye) 1 candy, (Hendaye) 2 sandwiches, 6 choco-cornbread, 1 choco-milk, (Paris) 1 schnitzel with salad, Coke, 6 sandwiches, 1 Coke, 1 McDonald’s M Menu, 1 beer, 1 salad with some other salad and french cornbread, (way to Munich) 1 Mars, 10 Kinder candy (Munich) 1 SubWay sandwich plus Coke (plus refill), 1 Magnum ice-cream, 1 McMenu (on the way to Budapest), 1/5 milk bottle, bread and water all the way with most of the menus.

Smoked. 10 cigarettes, 1 tourist (light) joint.

Never used. Deodorant.

Got stuck in. 2 bathrooms.

Clogged. 1 bathtub.

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Short compilation video.

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This is actual route, a lil’ more than 7 different cities. X marks places I’ve stopped in and visited, circled X is where I also had hosts or just slept where I could find.

EuropaMica

[click for larger size; map from Google Maps]

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People met.

WhoIMet

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Remember Drink Street in Antwerpen, The Netherland Belgium? Well, for you porn lovers, this one’s better, in Lincoln, UK.

Glory Hole Street

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And, to sum it up… [photo by Lucian Stănescu]

JegNoCashBandW

Although I came back probably with more money than I left. That I have by now wasted.

101 comentarii

  • glad to see you follow the “into the wild” movie and come back safely.
    hope to see you doing this again …maybe across the ocean 🙂

  • Măi, măi, dar ce treabă îţăşă ai făcut… bravos, traiască democraţia, pe vremea mea singura şansă era sa treci Dunarea înot pe la sîrbi. Numai ca atunci nu te mai intorceai deloc: ori ajungeai in Occident, ori hrană la peşti. Sa ne trăieşti.

  • Bravo, ai reusit sa faci ceva, poate daca purtai si un mesaj cu tine (gen: salvati mediul,ajutati copii sau romania rulz…sunt doar exemple) poate realizai mai multe. Oricum ai ajuns mai departe decat oricare dintre noi. La anu sper ca pleci spre est…si poate iti iei si “cativa apostoli :))” sa te urmeze…oricum, data viitoare nu uita mesajul…am iesit …salut

  • deci mi se pare mie asa din aprindere de fan jeg inrait sau ruta dumitale aduce vag cu o floricica? (jeg.ro desigur)

  • Da’ la fix. Mă gândeam când o să observe unu’. 🙂 O să citiţi Jeg clasic, dragilor. Şi când reuşesc să-mi aleg alt continent, tăt le vom alterna.

  • Am uitat să zic că n-am folosit deodorant deloc. 🙂 N-aveam la mine şi nici nu mi-am luat. Am puţit doar de două ori – când am plecat, primele 2 zile (Bulgaria şi înapoi). Apoi n-am mai puţit decât o tură, când chiar am stat excesiv în propriile-mi zemi. Da’-mi mare m-am detoxifiat cumva.

    Mulţam, apropo.

  • bine ai revenit! felicitari! no acuma “ai cu ce mah, ai cu ce”. mare curaj dom’le. ori dementa? apropo. 1/5 joint ori 1 joint…ori ne ascunzi ceva? sper ca ai reusit sa te si bucuri de “plimbarea” asta.

  • traiasca geografia ! dar “the whole europe” e ceva mai mare de-atît, tolomacule ! 😀
    (dar acuma, ca esti acasa, doar nu te-om ţîpa inapoi!)

  • ai uitat sa ne spui daca te-ai spalat pe dinti. si dupa cate am reusit eu sa citesc blogul tau am vaga impresie ca ai depasit de fapt mia de euro iar de mancat ai mancat ceva mai mult. de asemenea nu stim ce relatii s-au stabilit intre tine si baiatul ce te priveste languros din capul patului printre ochelari.

  • eu cred ca ti-a placut asa mult sa mananci si sa dormi prin vecini(mai ales cu baiatul ce te priveste languros din capul patului printre ochelari :mrgreen: ) incat luna viitoare te duci din nou in excursie 😆

  • nu stiu unde in alta parte sa ma adresez: licurice, si eu acum cum te mai citesc?
    sa explici pe pasi, ca m-am invartit prin wp ala de am ametit, la un mom dat chiar mi-au zis ca nu oricine (ca mine ce sint) are acces la blogul tau. na…. ce sa ma fac?

  • ei na! back so soon? ma asteptam sa citesc ca esti prin state! sincer! 🙂

  • Asha… Not Bad… Desi inca mai speram sa te intinzi spre India, China etc…
    By the way… One month… no fuck??

  • for a person who met so many people…you look a bit…..lonely?happy u r back home safe and sound*

  • lista de potoale de pe drum m-a dat gata! am ajuns la concluzia ca:
    -ai un stomac foarte temerar 😀
    -esti fan de junk food
    -iti plac dulciurile
    -ai o memorie foarte buna
    -iti place sa faci liste
    -te-ai ingrasat cel putin un kil in ultima luna

  • Nu pre’ aveam timp de gătit, nu-ş’ cum să-ţi explic. 😛

    Otto: În Italia am mai fost (în afară de Spania şi zona de început, m-am ghidat după unde n-am mai călătorit organizat). Grecia e drept. Da’ exte vreme.

  • Bine c-ai venit! Da` … speram sa nu faci asta. Nu asa de repede! N-ai invatat nimic. Esti veriga slaba! La revedere! Drum bun!

  • now you can start writing a book,about the people that you meet and things you passed thrue … and how you got stuck in every bathroom. for real.peace and love in the world 🙂

  • Bre nene Jeg: urmaresc cu des interes noile aventuri (desigur ale Jegului), si cu tristete spun ca:
    imi bag la capitolul ca ai mers pe acolo pe unde nu am mers;
    imi bag la capitolul ca ai vazut ceea ce nu am vazut [inca];
    imi bag la capitolul ca: bravo ba!;
    imi bag la capitolul ca ai fumat iarba? // si daca da pe bune?;
    imi bag la mai multe capitole…;
    si a da…
    imi bag la capitolul: cine dracu s se ocupa de IT la jeg.ro, tre sa aflu (musai),

    Nu mai bag consideratie ca o meriti,

    ADDM

  • Ce-ţi bagi, mai explicit. Da, pe bune am fumat, n-a fost mare scofală, nu-i aşe interesant, nu cred c-aş deveni “regular”. De partea tehnică se ocupă Sorel, Tudor, unu’ din Franţa, dragul de el şi alternativ mai unu’-altu’. Pe primii doi îi găşi la echipă, la rubrica “me”, din meniul de mai jos, care tre’ schimbată-n “eu”, apropo.

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