În plin demers excretor de scremere a aburindului produs editorial pe care vi-l voi defeca, m-am oprit constipat în următorea ocluzie raţională, pe care v-o şi prezint mai jos, cât mai rumeg ce vroiam de fapt să diger, iar voi să analizaţi proctelectual. O discuţie cu un cetăţean! Deci m-am oprit! Am tras chiloţii creativi pe mine, că deja scria individul tot articolul singur, numa’ trebuia să dau paste! Aşa că, până găt ălalalt, vă puteţi linge pe degete cu ăsta.
Măcar să mai râdă şi gura cititorului Gimel, că la el m-am gândit pe tot parcursul distracţiei ce vi-o arăt, una dintre magistralele discuţii sesoziere pe care le port cu, de cele mai multe ori, diverşi reprezentanţi exponenţi comunităţii homo zălăuanis. Poftiţi într-o lume antrenantă a drogurilor (legale!) din judeţul Sălaj, a plătirii poliţelor, a primejdiilor de la tot pasul, interlopiei de cartier şi promisiunilor deşarte! Deci priviţi, ca să vedeţi ce se întâmplă pe Internet! (Puteţi s-o citiţi la culcare, episodar, pe toată durata săptămânii. Altfel, io fac articolu’ nou, o să, o să, jur, sunt foarte entuziast.)
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Bai Darius
Tu nu bagi material?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Undie?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
In club
Acasa
Unde vrei tu
Te intreb
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
La ce căcat te referi?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
La Special Gold
De exemplu
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Îmi recomanzi nişte DROGURI, CRISTIAN ROBERT MUREŞAN LUPAŞ?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu, te-am intrebat
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Cu vreo ocazie, da.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ce legatura are numele meu cu asta?
Si Caps Lock`u?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Ca să vadă autorităţile.
Boule.
Deci de ce mă-ntrebi?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Tz tz tz tz
Esti copil
Fii atent aici
Tu, atatia dusmani iti faci
In loc sa-ti faci prieteni …
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
M-ai întrebat deci, pentru un motiv?
Sau aşa, de curios.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Da, sunt curios
Oricum
Tine minte
Turnatorii au viata scurta si grea
Asta … asa, ca lectie de viata
Si papagalii si fraierii, la fel
Si faptu ca-mi scrii tu numele cu Caps Lock
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Ahahahaha, încerci să insinuezi că voi păţi ceva nereconfortant, dacă susţin undeva public că tu ai comercializa droguri?…
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Hai sa-ti mai zic ceva
Ce fac eu?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Vită macabră.
Special Gold este legal.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Stiu
Dar nu stiu ce e cu tine
De esti asa prost
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nu te mai fâstâci ca un imbecil care a luat tusin şi crede că-l urmăreşte Miliţia pe messenger.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Deci mai pizda cu ochi
Hai sa-ti explic care e treaba
Te-am intrebat frumos ceva
Sa moara Ma-ta dak n-am tras in viata mea pe nas, si n-am luat tusine?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Dacă mă mai înjuri O DATĂ, te spun la doamna dirigintă şi te trimite să îmi sugi pula cu părinţii de mână.
Altfel, cum ziceam, da, câteodată Special Gold.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Las’ ca ne intalnim noi in Zalau
Mai treci oricum ocazional pe aici
Cateodata, vorba ta
Si vedem care la care suge pula
Dak esti smecher, ma anunti cand esti aici
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Păi, dacă doreşti, îmi poţi da numărul tău de mobil şi te anunţ.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ca la taste, mereu ai fost tu tare
Ai ID-u meu
Nu ai ce sa faci cu numaru’ meu
Esti un prost
Ti-am pus o intrebare
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Că presupun că ai dori să ne întâlnim, ca să îmi dai somnul sau ce alte activităţi mai vrei să întreprinzi.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Poate vroiam sa facem afaceri
Si tu ma faci bou
Am tacut
Ca stiu ca asa vorbesti tu de felu tau
Da’ de parinti … nuu
Intelegi?
Si eu, Muresan Lupas Robert Cristian
Cand esti in Zalau
Te fut in gura
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Puteai şi să-mi oferi de vânzare, nu reuşeşti să pricepi că e voie?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Salveaza conversatia
Nu iti ofer nimic, prostule
Dak vroiam iti ziceam asa
Salveaza conversatia
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Şi mă doare la banană de criteriile tale ieftine de “nu de părinţi”. Şi ce alte sensibilităţi ai.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si-mi sugi pula, cu tot cu conversatie
Ok
Tine minte
Cand esti in Zalau
Anunta-ma
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Bine.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si Muresan Lupas Robert Cristian
Te fut in gura
Tine minte
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Sunt foarte sceptic că mă vei fute în gură.
Extrem de sceptic.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
O sa vezi
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Deci sex oral. O să îmi oferi tu mie sex oral, da?
Fii mai specific.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
La figurat te fut in gura
Nu te-as fute pentru ca esti urat
Si pentru ca esti barbat
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
În această ordine.
Da’ zi concret.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Surprise!
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nu-nu, zi exact. Că parcă şi tu susţii că eşti bărbat.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ce sa-ti spun?
O sa te scot la un suc
O plimbare
Vorbim atunci
Fraier ce esti
Nu-ti dai seama ca tu faci parte din categoria alora
Care injura pe Messenger
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Aşa.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si dak o iau in bot, vomita la Police
Ei …
Tu n-o sa ai ce sa vomiti
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Băi, înjur şi în faţă.
Şi dacă o iau în bot, precum spui tu, evident că voi merge la organele în măsură. Că-i cu profit.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si eu te fut in gura
Si dak e pana acolo
Iti sparg tot capu’
Ca ma doare-n pula si de tine
Si de Politie
Intelegi?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Înţeleg ce zici, da’ mi-e teamă că nu e aşa precum spui.
Ci altfel.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ok
O sa vezi
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ apreciez preludiu.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ba boule
Tu nu ai prieteni
Ca tu nu stii sa ai decat dusmani
Eu daca dau 3 telefoane, te umplu de smecheri
Intelegi?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Ce vorbe inepte îs atea. Cum să nu am preteni? Am prieteni. Am cunoştinţe. Da’ nu tre’ să le sun să umplu pe nimeni de şmecheri.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si eu, Muresan Lupas Robert
Iti arat ca esti un fraier
Si imi sugi pula
Numa pentru gura aia a ta, care vorbeste fara tine
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Bă, tu citezi din Becali?
Că aşa zicea el. “Eeeu, Gigi Becali, te fut în gură”.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu nu
Iti arat
Asa zicea el
Eu zic ca o sa vezi cine e Muresan Robert
Cu diriginta
Si cu parintii mei
Bun?
Si atat smechere
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ de ce s-au jignit prietenii tăi?
Cei pe care îi suni. Ei… şmecherii, aşa i-ai numit.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Deci …
Aia pe care eu ii sun
Aia direct te achita, si pe urma te intreaba de ce faci pula mare
Cand tu esti un nimeni
Cu figuri si tupeu in spatele monitorului
Esti prost
Te-am intrebat ceva, frumos
Puteai sa fii si tu mai discret
Sa ma intrebi ce si cat
Si poate erai si tu castigat
Si un prieten de al meu, care m-a rugat sa-l ajut
Atata tot
Intelegi?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Păi, n-am apucat. Deşi cre’că e mai ieftin aici.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Material din Anglia
1 plic 40
2 70
3 100
Material material
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Mda, cam atâta e şi aici, 40.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si ca sa-ti raspunda la intrebarea ta …
Raspund*
Nu, nu am tras niciodata pe nas
Desi trag cand si cat vreau eu, gratis!
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ când te-am întrebat io dacă ai tras pe nas?
Te-am întrebat dacă vrei să îmi vinzi droguri.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
M-ai intrebat dak vreau sa-ti vand
DIn moment ce nu trag, nici nu vand
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ unde în propoziţie am întrebat eu dacă tragi?
(Deşi sunt convins că ai tras şi acum.)
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
De ce nu puteai sa intrebi si tu ca oricare altu, care sustine ca e baietash, nu pizda … “cat?”
Si intelegeai
Sa moara Maica’mea dak am tras vreo’data
Am fumat …
Hash, si borat de chill
Dar, acum nimic
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nici Special Gold?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Niciodata
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Şi de unde ştii atunci dacă ăsta e material-material.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Mi-a spus asta
Care le vinde
L-am vazut dupa borat din asta … cum gasesti peste tot
Si l-am vazut dupa material din Anglia
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Şi te aştepţi că alţii or să spună că al lor îi naşpa sau cum?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu tot pune intrebari
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Mna, mă rog.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu, dar tu ca si consumator/client
Poti sa iti dai cu parerea
Si pe banii tai tu hotarasti ce iti bagi in plamani
Intelegi?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ îmi emite bon fiscal?
Că eu iau din magazin, să ştiu ce-mi dă.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu
Nu e firma
Sau tu ai diurna, si le zici ca prizezi?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Şi cum ştiu dacă plăteşte impozit pe profit?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Da’ te priveste?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Ştii că eşti obligat să ceri bon fiscal, conform legii nr. 64 din ianuarie 2002?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
In magazin nu stiu cu cat il iei
Dar dak il iei cu 40
La 3 plicuri, ai economisit 20
La 6 plicuri, 40
Si tot asa
Pacat ca esti atat de strict
Si ca sa-ti mai spun inca o chestie
Poti sa mergi si la Politie
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Ce, io iau droguri la contrabandă?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si la garda financiara
Si unde vrei tu
Nu Robert Muresan e la calculator
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Aolo, te-o prins precauţia?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Stii ca trebuie sa si demonstrezi ca a fost el
Nu, doar iti spuneam
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Să demonstrez că a fost el ce?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ca a fost Muresan Robert
Si dak nu a fost el, cine a fost
Si daca tu torni
Ajungi in scurt timp sa iti regreti ziua in care te-ai nascut
Nu e amenintare, e promisiune
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Ce anume torn?…
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Groza Darius
Si aici incheiem discutia
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Bă, io pe Robert îl anunţ când vin la Zalău, da?
Ca să ştiu o treabă.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Asa sa faci
O sa vezi ca gura bate curu, vorba de mult
Tu dak esti baiat istet
Faci afaceri
Legea e facuta sa fie incalcata
Si … e frumos ce e interzis
Dak esti femeie cu pula
Te intereseaza ce face unu si altu, si ajungi sa regreti ca ai spus ce ai spus
Tu trebuie sa uiti ce ai vorbit cu cineva, …
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Deci tu:
a. mă ameninţi?
b. îmi promiţi?
c. mă fuţi în gură/spargi capul şi umpli de 3 şmecheri printr-un telefon
sau
d. începi să îţi ceri iertare?
Că începe să devină discuţia cam matricială.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu, ce ti-am promis e promisiune, si o respect
Si, in rest
E colateral
Doar ti-am explicat
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ nu eşti tu, doar atât, da?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ce ar trebui’ tu sa faci
Nu e Robert
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Bun.
Şi deci io-l torn pe Robert (că ce, apropo?) şi TU te ţii de promisiune?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu stiu ce-ti pasa tie dak plateste impozit
Atata timp cat tu iesi in castig din toata treaba
In primul rand
In al doilea, de ce ai scris cu caps si de ce numele ..
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Sunt obligat prin lege să cer bonul fiscal şi să-l păstrezi până la ieşirea din unitate. Vrei să înfund puşcăria?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu e unitate
E oras
Deci trebuie sa parasesti orasul cu bonul in mana?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Deci n-are nici unitate? Ca să am din ce ieşi cu bonu’.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Normal
Ai vazut?
In 2 cuvinte ai inteles
Du-te si ia din magazin
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Măi, sigur nu eşti Robert? Foarte tare semeni cu Robert.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si fac smecherii 300% profit de pe tine
E problema ta
Am terminat.
Fi baiat destept
Salut.
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Şi Special Goldu’?…
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ia-ti Gold`u
Ia-ti bonu’
Si du-te si drogheaza-te …
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ n-ai zis că-i ieftin, că ofertă…
Auzi, da’ petărzi vinzi? Petărzi.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Petarde?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
E! Din ale’!
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Hai sa iti spun pe scurt Darius
Iti repet
Ma doare-n pula de tine
De Garda Financiara
Si de Politia Romana
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Bă, stai, că nu-i Darius. Îi Pamfil.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Eu te-am intrebat daca consumi
Puteai sa raspunzi cu da/nu
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Şi n-am zis io că da şi că îmi tre’, da’ cu bon?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Asa era normal, nu cu o alta interbare
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Cum, bă, da’ adică vinzi droguri… LA NEGRU?!
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Intrebare*
Nu, nu vand
Fac un sondaj
Te-am pupat, ciao.
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Băăăi, Robert Cristian Mureşal Lupaş. Da’ noi trăim într-o ţară organizată! Cu economie de piaţă funcţională. Păi, ce facem aici?
Da’, dacă nu eşti Robert, o să presupun că din anonimat de doare-n pulă de Poliţie, Gardă şi mine, da?
Din spatele monitorului, da?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si tu de acolo intri pe oameni
Pe prosti
Si-ti bati joc de ei
Apoi ii postezi pe site-u ala de cacat
Si un site de cacat, poate fi facut doar de un om de cacat
De un prost care nu stie sa-si tina gura inchisa
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Mă, da’ deci io-s de după monitor, da’ am un nume.
Tu, de după monitor, ai un nume, da’ ţi-l negi.
Tu-ţ’ dai seama?
Acum înţeleg de ce n-ai firmă.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Tu ai firma?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nu, de ce?
Vrei să facem business-to-business?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si cum mortii lu Ma-ta iti vinzi camasile?
Ca deja ma disperi
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Pe net.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Gaina ce esti
Pe net le vand si eu
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ tu nu eliberezi bon.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Sa-mi sugi pula de fraier
Da tu eliberezi bon?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Desigur că eliberez bon.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si eu iti dau bon
Pe cat vrei tu
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Mna, atunci cumpăr.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Bun
Tu cum imi dai bon dak nu ai firma?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Pe PFA.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ai?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nu.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si atunci?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Are un prieten.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Bun
Si eu ti le vand
Pe firma lu Maica-mea
E ok asa?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Bun
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Ce profil comercial are?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
S.R.L
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Că nu poate vinde droguri, dacă e croitoreasă sau ce-o fi fiind.
Sau specialistă în dezvoltare IT.
Dau exemple, să nu zici că iară mă iau de părinţi.
De care, să ne reamintim, nu mi-am luat, am zis doar că diriginta te va pune să-mi sugi pula cu ei de mână.
Ceea ce, din perspectiva asta, pare un gest chiar responsabil.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Stai un pic
Nu e croitoreasa
E asistent medical
Cu scoala postliceal sanitara
Si facultatea
Ca sa i se recunoasca studiile, acum cu UE
Am stabilit, da?
Si apoi
Nu stiu ce pula mea iti trebuie tie cu numele meu
Si nici ce e cu diriginta
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Deci este numele tău?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu conteaza
Te-am intrebat
Ce e cu numele meu?
Sau al lui Robert?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Cu numele tău nu este nimica.
Cu al lui Robert este că încearcă să îmi paseze nişte Special Gold, iar eu aş fi interesat, la o ofertă aşa de bună, da’ pe acte, că îmi justific veniturile pentru un împrumut bancar.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Sau vrei sa zic ca da, si pe urma ca te-am mintit
Sau ca nu, si pe urma ca te-am mintit?
Da’ cu ce este ceva?
Ce e cu diriginta
Ce tot repeti numele ala
Ce tot vrei ma?
Cu bon, cu pula mea
Esti turnator la militie?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ ce anume torn la Miliţie, că îmi tot zici că torn la Miliţie.
Io torn, da’ să-mi zici ce.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu stiu
Hai sa-ti zic
Sunt Muresan Lupas Robert Cristian
Eu te-am intrebat frumos daca vrei
Nu eu vand
Eu nu am
Nici nu am prizat in viata mea
Nici nu vreau sa prizez in viata mea
Atat, daca vrei
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Iar daca vrei, poate te pun in legatura cu cel care le vinde, si cu care eu nu am nici un bussines, pur si simplu m-a rugat sa-l ajut, si eu te-am intrebat …
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Aşa.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
In sensu ca eu nu am nici un castig de acolo, nici o parte a mea, nici nimic
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Şi care-i problema?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nici o problema
Doar nu pot sa te inteleg
Cu faza cu bonu’
Ce pula mea iti trebuie tie bon
Ce e venit in faptu ca tu-ti cumperi droguri?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Că aşa-i legea. Iar eu sunt un cetăţean model.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Bun
Hai ca-ti dau bon pe 1 milion de euro
Tu sa-mi dai doar cat e impozitu
Ca sa-l platesc
Vrei?
Cate milioane de euro vrei tu iti dau
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Şi dup-aia să mă-ntrebe de unde am un milion, da?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Sa-ti faci imprumut la 20 de banci
Am dat exemplu
Pe cat vrei tu
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Mă. Mie-mi tre’ două trebi:
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ca sa-ti arat ca si asta e vrajeala
Si oricum, sunt convins ca tu ori torni de felu’ tau, ori pe mine vrei sa ma torni
Pacat ca nu ai cu ce
Eu sunt consumator ocazional de chill borat
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Bon fiscal pe droguri şi promisiunile împlinite. Că m-ai amăgit. Mi-ai zis că mă fuţi în gură şi îmi spargi capul şi mă umpli de 3 şmecheri şi acuma te bănuiesc că “nu-i nici o problemă”.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Pentru ca nu sunt consumator de niciun fel de alcool, si ma plictisesc in club
Ti-am promis ca vorbim fata-n fata
Eu am 18 ani
Si sa vezi ca tu ai spus ca eu iti sug pula
De mana cu parintii mei
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Aşa.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Vin si ne intalnim
Sa vad dak si fata-n fata esti asa smecher
Pacat ca nu ma cunosti
Si faci pula mare
Pe mine chiar nu ma intereseaza ca imi e profesor, ca imi e prieten sau dusman
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
N-am spus că mi-o sugi, ci că te spun la doamna dirigintă, iar ea va lua această măsură disciplinară. Nu eu. Doamna dirigintă.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Intelegi?
Tot nu termini cu figuri ma muie?
Vii in week`end-u asta la Zalau?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nu cred. De ce, ţi-ar conveni mai mult ăsta?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ok
Cand vii
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Sa-mi lasi Offline cu numaru’ tau
Sau asa
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nu ştiu exact. Da’ viu.
Da’ ţi-l dau acuma.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu am ce sa fac cu el
Nici nu ma obosesc sa-l salvez
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Ş-atunci de ce mi-l ceri?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Mi-l lasi atunci scris
Si te sun
Bine ma?
Si-ti arat
Ca eu, Muresan Robert
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Păi, n-ai ce face cu el sau mă suni?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Te ard, pentru toti aia care i-ai futut tu, si asa
Si o sa-ti para rau, jur pe viata lu Maica-mea
M-ai disperat prea rau, si mi-ai facut draci draci
Am fost baiat bun cu tine, am povestit, ti-am trimis poze, pula mea
Si tu o dai in besini cu mine
O sa vezi, ca Muresan Robert, 18 ani, se tine de cuvant
Tu stai in Cluj … eu aici
In Cluj, nimeni nu se leaga de nimeni, ca niciunu nu stie cine e, cat e de adevarat, si ce poate celalalt
Ei bine, aici iti arat eu ce pot
M-am jurat pe viata lu Mama mea
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
În primul rând, Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş, nu se pune virgulă între două propoziţii echivalente, despărţite prin conjuncţia “şi”.
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Asta-n primul rând.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Sa-mi sugi pula
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nu mă întrerupe când vorbesc, că nu e politicos.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
IMI SUGI PULA CU NEAMU MA-TII
Intelegi?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Bun
Te intrerup
Spune-i la diriginta
Ca am zis ca-ti fut familia in gura
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
În al doilea rând. Orice tranzacţii vom avea, va fi pe acte. Da? Şi, deci, drogurile, c-ai zis că-i ofertă.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Niculina Radu
Ma fut in tine
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Da’ noi n-avem aceeaşi diriginţă.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si sa fii dispus sa dai 80 de lei pe plic …
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Io-i zic dirigintei MELE.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu-ti dau nici sa fii pe moarte
Cu bon cu tot
Tie-ti trebuie bon sa prizezi cu el ma?
Sau de ce o dai asa de mult in prosteala?
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nu, din motive legislative, da’ dacă aveţi servicii de căcat şi nu daţi pai, da, bonul ar fi o alternativă utilă.
Daţi pai, la plicu’ de 40 de lei (cum ai zis iniţial că ar costa)?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Nu mai conteaza
Nu te pun in legatura cu omu
Nici sa-i dai 100 de lei pe 0,25
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Păi, nu dau mai mult de 40, îţi dai seama. Pe plic. Aşa ai zis.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ne pare rau, nu mai sunt bonuri
Ia din magazin
De-acolo din Cluj
De la Legal Herbs
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Nu eşti o persoană de cuvânt.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Sau unde se vinde Special in magazin
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Ah, că nu te-am pus eu să juri pe mama ta şi cu plicu’.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si sa-ti dea bon
Si pai de suc taiat in segmente
Esti afacerist, asta-mi place la tine
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Deci io mă pun la un film. Da’ tu scrie, ok? Că eu face print-screen şi la ce mai ai de completat, când revin.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Fa Print`uri la ce vrei tu
Si du-te la Politie
Si ca sa-ti mai dau de screen
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Tot nu înţeleg de ce m-aş duce cu printu’ la Poliţie.
Mie-mi tre’ pentru Jeg.
Da’ va fi downloadabil.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
E foarte bine
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Deci film, bun?
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Ok
Te termin cand vii la Zalau
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
S-a reţinut.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş
Si ramane site-u si cu cititori cu tot in doliu
Glad-Darius Groza-Bîja
Am notat, da. “Site-ul şi cititorii, toţi în doliu”. Ok.
Robert Cristian Mureşan Lupaş has signed out.
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